The Best Four Years of Your Life (or something like it)

“College is the best four years of your life.” People always say that. Usually it’s some middle-aged suburbanite wearing tube socks with sandals reminiscing on the “good old days” of college when he was some hot shot in Sigma whatever Delta Delta. They think back to the glory days when they didn’t have screaming children, spouses, or 9 to 5…